LOS ANGELES – Households across America are jamming out after the release of the Scott family’s new single, “Uncle Terry’s Rant (Interlude)” ft. lo-fi hip hop – beats to relax/study to. “Finally! Now families everywhere can hear the RIGHT opinions on healthcare and student loan forgiveness straight from me,” boasted Uncle Terry just before spitting bars about his alter ego “Blu Laives-Mater.” “I’m sure it’ll be a hit. Some young bald fella named Anthony Fantano said he wants to review it!” At press time, Uncle Terry was beatboxing along to Tucker Carlson Tonight through a mouthful of pumpkin pie.