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New Business Club Interview Process Includes Fitting Camel Through Eye of Needle

October 8, 2025 Zach Fischer 0

WESTWOOD – After a thorough LinkedIn assessment, seven coffee chats, and a “sell me this Bible” challenge, Bruin Business Corporation Consulting Organization LLC now asks […]

Opinion: There Should Be Female Frats For Hey Mamas Lesbians

December 10, 2024 Claudia Bloom 0

UCLA Greek life is undeniably captivating. During rush, inspired, I found myself at an impasse, deciding where I would fit in to all of this. […]

UCLA Administration Goes On Strike to Protest AFSCME

WESTWOOD — This past week, UCLA administration has bravely taken to the streets to protest the injustices committed by the “pesky” AFSCME labor union. “It’s […]
Winter Quarter Offers Every Goddamn Class But The Ones You Need For Your Degree

WESTWOOD — UCLA recently announced a bold new plan to offer every single class for Winter 2026– except for the ones you need to graduate […]
Japanese Newborn Named Hernández Kiké

KOBE, JAPAN — In response to the wave of Latino infants being named after Japan’s cultural exports such as Goku and Roki Sasaki, Japanese sports […]
Trump Gives 15-Year-Old Girl Apology Smooch

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following new revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who he calls “the greatest pedophile of all time,” President Donald J. Trump […]
Democrats Advance Key Policy Goal of Strengthening Republican Party

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Weeks of less-than-firm resolve paid off Wednesday as Democrats forged a shutdown-ending compromise that accomplishes one of the party’s longstanding goals: strengthening […]

UCLA Administration Goes On Strike to Protest AFSCME

Winter Quarter Offers Every Goddamn Class But The Ones You Need For Your Degree

Japanese Newborn Named Hernández Kiké

Trump Gives 15-Year-Old Girl Apology Smooch

Democrats Advance Key Policy Goal of Strengthening Republican Party