April 2018 – Page 2 – The Westwood Enabler

Report: B-Fit Playing That Song Again

April 12, 2018 Jack Lyons 0

WESTWOOD—Sources inside the Bruin Fitness Center (B-Fit) weight room confirmed on Monday that the campus gym was again playing that song that they always play. […]

Kid Shocked To Discover Parents Are Actually Married

April 12, 2018 Alex Kukoff 0

LOS ANGELES — In a shocking turn of events, local six-year-old Aiden Thomas recently discovered his parents, previously thought to just be very good friends, are […]

Occasional Affirmation Just Enough To Sustain Professor/Student Fantasy

April 12, 2018 Alex Kukoff 0

WESTWOOD — An offhand affirmation recently imparted by UCLA biochemistry professor Keith Abrams to one of his students was just enough to sustain the delusional fantasy […]