UniBud Now Accepting ASUCLA Meal Tickets

WESTWOOD — ASUCLA announced last Sunday that it is partnering with UniBud to bring students all of their kushy needs, now accessible via their student meal plans. “We can use 3 meal tickets to get a bag of edibles at the UniBud truck in Sproul Court or, at the end of the quarter only, spend just 20 swipes at The Drey for a pre-roll bundle,” said MJ Bud, a proud first-year Cannaclub member who is already out of swipes this quarter. “Now I can get lit before De Neve Late Night with ease. And the best part is that it’s all being funded by the loan my parents had to take out to cover my 19P meal plan!” At press time, MJ was seen walking back from the service road behind Centennial Hall, plowing through a bag of cool-ranch Doritos.