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Move Over UCLA Mom Shirt! Here Are 6 New Shirts For The Special People In Your Life Who Helped You Get To Where You Are Today!

September 22, 2022 Billie Chang 0

Lewis And Clark Vibes? Your Comedy Club Completed A Half-Mile Hike

May 2, 2022 Bella Dunham 0

FRAZIER PARK, CA — Despite the rough terrain and inappropriate footwear, your comedy club completed a half-mile hike Saturday afternoon. “Like Lewis and Clark, we […]

Gone But Not Forgotten… Wait Nevermind, Who Is This?

March 28, 2022 Robi Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — The whole campus came together today to mourn the recent passing of… well, we are not quite clear on that. “It’s hard to […]

Statue Of Liberty Sent Back

February 19, 2022 Dylan Wood 0

Rowing Team Wins Diversity Award, As Many As Two Minorities Represented

February 14, 2022 Gabby Bromberg 0

ORANGE COUNTY, CA — A local rowing club took home the top prize in USRowing’s diversity awards this week in recognition of their melting pot […]

Football Team Now Using Motorized Rocking Horses To Get To Campus

January 10, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

Rapper Drake Gets Stuck In Tree, Saved By Firefighters

November 11, 2021 Ethan Diana 0

THE SIX — Rap superstar Aubrey “Drake” Graham was rescued from an 8 foot tall tree in Toronto’s High Park Thursday afternoon by the Toronto […]

Louis C.K. Gay Now

November 9, 2017 Matt Moldenhauer 0

NEW YORK — In light of recent allegations of sexual harassing multiple women, comedian Louis C.K. has announced he is actually gay via a press […]

Harvey Weinstein Found Hiding In SAE’s Basement

October 29, 2017 Felipe Bris Abejón 0
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How To Vote In The California Primaries

May 29, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Voting season got your panties in a bunch? Never fear, The Westwood Enabler is here. Here are our top tips to make sure your vote matters. […]

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  • Trump Gives 15-Year-Old Girl Apology Smooch

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following new revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who he calls “the greatest pedophile of all time,” President Donald J. Trump […]

  • Democrats Advance Key Policy Goal of Strengthening Republican Party

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Weeks of less-than-firm resolve paid off Wednesday as Democrats forged a shutdown-ending compromise that accomplishes one of the party’s longstanding goals: strengthening […]

  • Opinion: I Will Not Apologize For My Phony Indie Stache

    dear loyal followers, i address you today not by way of reselling my shart-stained 70s denim for $650 on grailed, or the carousel post of […]

  • Opinion: Rejecting Donald Trump From Art School Was A Bad Idea

    Rejecting Donald Trump from art school wasn’t the best idea. Listen, I know that Donald Trump’s art is absolute dogshit. Watching Donald Trump try to […]

  • Opinion: Halloweekend Was For Hot Girls But Veteransdaynight Is For Us Mediocre Bitches

    UCLA is full of beautiful, talented, funny, smart, and well-rounded women. I am not one of them. And that’s okay! I can clean the hell […]

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