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Gone But Not Forgotten… Wait Nevermind, Who Is This?

March 28, 2022 Robi Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — The whole campus came together today to mourn the recent passing of… well, we are not quite clear on that. “It’s hard to […]

Statue Of Liberty Sent Back

February 19, 2022 Dylan Wood 0

Rowing Team Wins Diversity Award, As Many As Two Minorities Represented

February 14, 2022 Gabby Bromberg 0

ORANGE COUNTY, CA — A local rowing club took home the top prize in USRowing’s diversity awards this week in recognition of their melting pot […]

Football Team Now Using Motorized Rocking Horses To Get To Campus

January 10, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

Rapper Drake Gets Stuck In Tree, Saved By Firefighters

November 11, 2021 Ethan Diana 0

THE SIX — Rap superstar Aubrey “Drake” Graham was rescued from an 8 foot tall tree in Toronto’s High Park Thursday afternoon by the Toronto […]

Louis C.K. Gay Now

November 9, 2017 Matt Moldenhauer 0

NEW YORK — In light of recent allegations of sexual harassing multiple women, comedian Louis C.K. has announced he is actually gay via a press […]

Harvey Weinstein Found Hiding In SAE’s Basement

October 29, 2017 Felipe Bris Abejón 0
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How To Vote In The California Primaries

May 29, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

Voting season got your panties in a bunch? Never fear, The Westwood Enabler is here. Here are our top tips to make sure your vote matters. […]

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A Recap of Spring Sing

May 24, 2016 The Westwood Enabler 0

Did you miss Spring Sing? Not a big deal! The Westwood Enabler has got you covered. Here’s a brief recap of Spring Sing: Sigma Alpha Epsilon […]

How To Show Your Mother You Care

May 8, 2016 Enabler Staff 0

This Mother’s Day, use these helpful tips and tricks to show your mother that you really do care! Mail her breakfast in bed. Eliminate some […]

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  • Opinion: Suck It, Pre-Meds! Now We’re All Going To Be Unemployed

    It finally happened. Despite being so against equity and inclusion, Trump finally did something to level the playing field between you pre-meds and us humanities, […]

  • Roommate Unable To Clean Dorm Because Floor Is Lava

    WESTWOOOD – In an emergency press conference inside your dorm today, your roommate announced they are unable to clean because the floor is lava. “I […]

  • Woke Mother Performs First Successful “Straight Conversion Therapy”

    WEST HOLLYWOOD — On Tuesday, local woke mother Dorothy McBeal celebrated the results of months of grueling treatment as her first and only child finally […]

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    Skeletons In Closet Come Out

  • Supreme Court Brings Back Three-Fifths Compromise

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a blockbuster 5⅗–2⅗ decision, the Supreme Court has ruled Section 2 of the 14th Amendment unconstitutional, effectively allowing states to declare […]

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