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Articles by Robi Chatterjee

About Robi Chatterjee
Robi Chatterjee writes stuff, but not bios. Writing bios is lame. Also it's pronounced "Row-B" not "Raw-B".

“&$@!,” And Four Other Things You Really Shouldn’t Say

April 16, 2022 Robi Chatterjee 0

DO NOT SAY THE FOLLOWING. This is obviously a very crude word, why else would we censor it with random symbols? A$$ is a no-no […]

Gone But Not Forgotten… Wait Nevermind, Who Is This?

March 28, 2022 Robi Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — The whole campus came together today to mourn the recent passing of… well, we are not quite clear on that. “It’s hard to […]

“F*ck You!” And 4 Other Mean Things To Say

January 15, 2022 Robi Chatterjee 0

Nice guys finish last, but take my word for it, being an utterly irredeemable piece of human garbage is difficult. To help you out, the […]

2,022 Things To Look Forward To In 2022

January 7, 2022 Robi Chatterjee 0

2021 has wrapped up and we are now in a new year. Change can be scary, so here is a list of 2,022 things that […]

Nicki Minaj Fan Disillusioned Upon Learning Starship Delivery Bots Not Meant To Fly

December 31, 2021 Robi Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — Tears could be heard after avid Nicki Minaj fan Barbz “Bang Bang” Bass kicked a delivery bot down Tongva steps only to realize […]

Tasing Yourself In The Hamstring, And Other Bad Study Habits To Get Rid Of Before Finals

December 6, 2021 Robi Chatterjee 0

Finals are coming up, and there are so many terrible ways to study. To help you become the best version of yourself for finals season, […]

Thanksgiving Dinner Ruined By Grandpa’s Politics, And His Musty Fucking Breath

November 26, 2021 Robi Chatterjee 0

HOME — Grandpa Max ruined his family’s annual thanksgiving dinner by bringing up his insensitive antiquated politics and by having really smelly breath. “I think […]

Skater Decides Walking Would Have Looked Way Cooler Than Wiping Out On Bruin Walk

November 23, 2021 Robi Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — After wiping out on Bruin Walk, skater Ken Bone decided he would have looked a lot cooler if he had walked instead. “At […]

Depressed Student Changes Adderall Supplier In Desperate Bid For Fentanyl

November 9, 2021 Robi Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — Depressed college student Diane Young has gone through four different Adderall suppliers in the past month alone in a desperate attempt to get […]

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