Gone But Not Forgotten… Wait Nevermind, Who Is This?

WESTWOOD — The whole campus came together today to mourn the recent passing of… well, we are not quite clear on that. “It’s hard to believe he’s no longer with us, and it’s even harder to believe he was with us at all,” said first-year Amy Nietzsche, as she tried to jog her memory by looking at pictures of the recently deceased individual. “Oh wait, I remember this guy! He sucked.” Students quickly returned to their schedules upon realizing the person they were mourning was former Chancellor, and human being, Gene Block.

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