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Obama Deploys Troops To The Middle East Per Tradition

November 22, 2015 Nathan Glovinsky 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In keeping with executive tradition, President Barack Obama announced on Oct. 30 that he had authorized the deployment of ground forces in […]

President Obama Gives Congress Two-Star Yelp Review

November 15, 2015 Jack Lyons 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Citing Congress’s inability to pass bipartisan legislation, President Barack Obama wrote an unfavorable review of the governing body on Yelp Saturday, giving […]

Obama Opens Border To El Niño

October 27, 2015 Hans Oberschelp 0

WASHINGTON D.C. — President Barack Obama signed a controversial executive order this morning to open the border for the southern climate oscillation, El Niño. The […]

Obama Pardons Terrorist Turkey

November 25, 2014 Jessica Waite 0

WASHINGTON D.C. – This Wednesday, President Obama participated in the annual tradition of the Thanksgiving Turkey Pardon. Unusually, Obama chose a turkey from Guantanamo Bay. Truffles […]

Obama Makes Cuts To Length Of Day

September 24, 2014 Luke Moran 0

WASHINGTON—Citing the immense cost it takes to power the sun as well as a lack of sun-related job creation, president Obama announced today that the […]

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