Disappointed with yourself and trying to turn things around? Look no further, we have everything you need to get that 4.0!
#1 – Cheat.
#2 – Don’t have sex with your professor! Have sex with your TA.
#3 – It doesn’t matter because your Uber rating is 4.5.
#4 – They always say they’re going to report you to the Dean of Students for plagiarism, but do they really mean it?
#5 – Quit unproductive habits like sleep and maintaining bodily hygiene.
#6 – Transfer to usc lol fuck $C haha go bruins
#7 – Wear glasses to look smarter.
#8 – Be more intelligent.
#9 – Radically undermine the system of grade point averages by overthrowing the bourgeoisie.
#10 – Drop out and get homeschooled by Lavar Ball.
#11 – You have to really want it.
#12 – Be an athlete and get free tutoring and hoverboards lol remember that?
#13 – Apparently if your roommate dies you automatically get straight As…
#15 – Just realize it’s not gonna happen.
#16 – Switch your major to poly sci.