The Sexiest, I Mean The Smartest Youth Climate Activists
The global movement to adopt greener solutions has been led by sexy children who have fought tooth and nail to prot–I mean, intelligent. The push […]
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Seven Neat Ways To Actually MAKE Money This Holiday Season
Yes, it’s that time of year again! A time of joy and cheer, a time of love and family, and above all, a time of […]
Amazing! This Magic 8 Ball Pinpoints Exactly How You’ll Ruin Your Life!
Hear hear, lads and ladettes! After decades of helpless submission to fate’s cruel game of chance, scientists and toymakers alike have designed a Magic […]
Five Valentine’s Day Gifts That Say “I’ll Never Love You Quite Like I Loved Amy”
We’ve all been there–you want to get the perfect gift for your girlfriend to tell her exactly how you feel about her, but you’re just […]
How To Get That 4.0 This Quarter!
Disappointed with yourself and trying to turn things around? Look no further, we have everything you need to get that 4.0! #1 – Cheat. #2 […]
Things To Do Instead Of Studying For Finals
Finals week can be a real drag. Here are some fun things to do instead of studying! #1 – Complain about studying for finals #2 […]
Things To Be Thankful For This Thanksgiving
Still not sure what to be thankful for this Thanksgiving? Don’t worry! The good writers of the Westwood Enabler have you covered. #1 – Our […]
5 Ethnicities You Can Culturally Appropriate This Halloween
1. Oompa-Loompa The Oompa-Loompas are an indigenous people with a rich history. In their native country, Loompaland, they traditionally harvest cacao beans and create architecturally […]
Wow! Here’s All The UC Campuses But We Didn’t Rank Them Or Anything
1. The first UC campus that came to mind, but not because we think it’s the better than the others or anything, is UC Irvine. […]
My Sons, Ranked
1. Lonzo Lonzo’s the biggest baller out there. He’s inherited my amazing basketball skills, and is going to win MVP every year he’s in the […]