Things To Do Instead Of Studying For Finals

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Stop cracking open books and start wasting time!

Finals week can be a real drag. Here are some fun things to do instead of studying!

#1 – Complain about studying for finals

#2 – Figure out housing for next year — you really should have done that already!!!

#3 – Protest conservative speakers

#4 – Die

#5 – Watch every season of Arrested Development for the 7th time

#6 – Write a coming-of-age screenplay set in New York City

#7 – Try to become an internet influencer

#8 – Resist

#9 – Examine your privilege

#10 – Try out for LiAngelo’s spot on the basketball team

#11 – Join Bruin Democrats only to get outraged and leave Bruin Democrats

#12 – Wish I was at the beach! #finalsweek #takemeback

#13 – Masturbate furiously #procrasturbate

#15 – Take up carpentry

#16 – Commit to something, goddammit!

#17 – Repost a meme in the UCLA meme group and steadily track its progress

#18 – Go to Diddy Riese for the first time since freshman year

#19 – Redownload Tinder

#20 – Write articles in a satirical newspaper