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Month: December 2017

Roy Moore to Write Explosive Tell-All Book on Election

December 22, 2017 Brian McReynolds 0

MOBILE, AL — In the wake of Alabama’s special election, the unsuccessful Republican candidate Roy Moore announced he will be releasing an incendiary tell-all book […]

Bruin Democrats Add Santa Claus To List Of White Supremacists

December 22, 2017 Drew Muxlow 0

WESTWOOD — In a club meeting this week, Bruin Democrats at UCLA unanimously agreed to add another name to their list of white supremacists: Santa […]

Strange Feeling Inside America’s Gut Diagnosed as Hope

December 12, 2017 Nathan Glovinsky 0

BIRMINGHAM, AL — After seeing Democratic candidate Doug Jones defeat Republican Roy Moore in the Alabama senate special election today, the nation was diagnosed with […]

Things To Do Instead Of Studying For Finals

December 12, 2017 Enabler Staff 0

Finals week can be a real drag. Here are some fun things to do instead of studying! #1 – Complain about studying for finals #2 […]

UCLA Mascot Changed From Bruin To Smokey The Bear

December 7, 2017 Ross Rosenthal 0

WESTWOOD – In light of the Skirball Fire threatening the UCLA campus, Smokey the Bear has been declared the school’s mascot. “Only you can prevent […]

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