WESTWOOD — UCLA’s rugby team has been forced to brainstorm new “bonding activities” for potential new members after, to their horror, one student seemed a little too eager to partake. “We believed heavily in the bonding and character-building power of drinking piss amongst our new teammates,” said fourth-year Undeclared major and rugby team captain Matt Scrum, who caught the first-year ranking the players by taste on a private Instagram account. “This kid slurped his piss pint down in 3, maybe 4 seconds – then he begged for more.” At press time, Scrum met with other fourth-year players to discuss the viability of other bodily fluids.