Ethnomusicology Student Caught Listening To Maroon 5 On Spotify

WESTWOOD — Third-year ethnomusicology major Sebastian Arrow-Gantz lost his musical authority Monday morning when his Spotify listening activity revealed that he was playing Maroon 5 for at least twenty minutes straight. “It wasn’t even one of their weird remix albums,” stated Sebastian’s roommate, Sneakie Robinson, who usually takes Arrow-Gantz’s music recommendations via Instagram story. “He was literally just listening to their hit song, ‘Sugar,’ on repeat.” Aside from jeopardizing his Instagram persona, Sebastian’s default role as “car DJ” within his friend group may be revoked depending on the outcome of the Student Judicial Affairs hearing scheduled for next Thursday.