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Opinion: I Can’t Believe It’s Already Week 9

January 27, 2023 Jade Lacy 0

Wow, can you believe it’s almost the end of the quarter? Time sure does fly! It feels like the first day of school was just […]

New Study Reveals All

July 15, 2022 Maya Chatrathi 0

WESTWOOD — A new study from UCLA has revealed the intimate, juicy details of her life in an exclusive tell-all interview with the Enabler. “You […]

New Season Of “How It’s Made” Features Episode On Babies

April 30, 2022 Amariyah Lane-Volz 0

MONTREAL — Producers behind the television show “How It’s Made” recently announced that the upcoming season will feature an episode about babies. “The process begins […]

UCLA Student Named To Forbes 30 Under 30 For Graduating 2 Quarters Early

December 17, 2021 Hanna Barlow 0

WESTWOOD — Forbes Magazine selected recent UCLA grad Stephanie Nguyen for their “30 Under 30” list last week, citing her latest accomplishment of graduating two […]

Ethnomusicology Student Caught Listening To Maroon 5 On Spotify

November 18, 2019 Analisa Burns 0

WESTWOOD — Third-year ethnomusicology major Sebastian Arrow-Gantz lost his musical authority Monday morning when his Spotify listening activity revealed that he was playing Maroon 5 […]

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