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Tom Brady Does Football Good

March 4, 2021 Arman 0

TAMPA, FL — After emerging victorious in this year’s Super Bowl, it has become apparent to the sports world that Tom Brady does football really […]

NFL Plans To Quarantine COVID Positive Players In Team Facilities

December 1, 2020 Arman 0

NEW YORK — In a statement on Monday, National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell announced new COVID-19 protocols in the aftermath of increased coronavirus cases […]

Huge Football Player Somehow Makes Kids’ Razor Scooter Work

January 23, 2020 Frankie Clarke 0

CERRITOS, CA — Physicists have taken to the Razor Scooter headquarters in Cerritos, California earlier this week in an attempt to study the engineering genius […]

BREAKING: Chip Kelly to Retire After One Game Winning Streak

October 19, 2018 Kelly Stoudemire 0

WESTWOOD — After a grueling 46 day-long career, UCLA Head Football Coach Chip Kelly has announced his retirement. “Hey, me and the boys had a […]

Former UCLA Econ Major Forced To Settle For Entry-Level Job With Poor Health Benefits

April 27, 2018 Ross Rosenthal 0

PHOENIX, AZ — The Enabler recently did a profile on former UCLA economics student Joshua Rosen, who had decided to drop out of UCLA. Unfortunately, […]

Something Happened In Sports

February 5, 2017 Nathan Glovinsky 0

HOUSTON, TX — On Feb. 5, something big happened at a sporting event somewhere involving some athletes and a ball. “Yeah, I just can’t believe […]

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