UCLA Football Salvages Season With Win Over Brentwood Elementary Pee-Wee Football Team

small children in blue shirts playing football

ROSE BOWL — UCLA Football ended its season on a positive note following their late fourth-quarter comeback against the Brentwood Elementary Pee-Wee Football Team. “What better way to prepare for the Big 10 than to play a bunch of Small 10…year-olds,” said UCLA Coach Chip Kelly, seen here doing the Fortnite L-Dance over the hospitalized opposing quarterback while Joe Bruin ate the middle linebacker. “I don’t care how ‘small,’ ‘young,’ or ‘diabetic’ the opponents are; we came to win.” At press time, Kelly was seen preparing for their next game against the Santa Monica Children’s “Make-A-Wish” team.