WESTWOOD – In a press release sent out at 2 a.m. today, second-year neuroscience major Pri Medd announced she would officially be laying down her arms, ending a yearslong academic conflict. “I acknowledge and apologize for the grief and pain I have caused, mostly to myself,” Medd said while blocking and reporting motivational study accounts on Instagram. “I will now be ceasing discussion section paramilitary activities such as not shutting the hell up and posting 700-word reading responses.” At press time, Medd was seen disabling explosive materials in her dorm room, which included every morning alarm on her phone.