Did you just celebrate your two year anniversary with Sweetie Cakes? Everything’s going well, he bought you flowers and gifts, and promised to love you “forever and ever”? That’s cute. We’ll newsflash, Fucker, he’s probably only sweet because he’s guilty. Ned Fulmer probably said those same things to his wife before he frolicked off to his mistress. Where was he, really, that night he came home ten minutes after he said he would? Think about it: he’s cheating on you. Your “Baby Pie” would “never do that”? Wrong. Time to pick a fight with him about why – and for whom – he’s maintaining his hygiene.