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UCLA Student Arrested By FBI For Calling Mike Pence “Weeb” On Twitter

March 8, 2021 Gillian Smith 0

COSTA MESA, CA — A UCLA student has been taken into custody in connection to the Jan. 6 attacks on the U.S. Capitol. Christian Secor, […]

Man Who’d Try Anything Once Convicted Of First Degree Murder

May 18, 2020 Max Flora 0

TRENTON, NJ — Jerome McConichcachl, a twenty-two year old who would try anything once, was found guilty last Saturday of first degree murder. “I was […]

Bird Tipping Not the Same, Say Students Of Rural Background

February 5, 2020 Jack Grossman 0

WESTWOOD — Early Friday morning, students hailing from rural hometowns saw an opportunity to engage in a favorite childhood pastime after drunkenly stumbling past herds […]

Baby Yoda Arrested For Tax Evasion

January 31, 2020 Grace Johnston-Glick 0

CHICAGO — Late last Monday evening, America’s little green sweetheart, Baby Yoda, was arrested outside his Chicago mansion for alleged tax evasion. The IRS, aided […]

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