WESTWOOD — The planet as we know it was shaken to its core today when local Mr. Nice Guy Neil Belmont officially renounced his title. “It’s like the tension between us this whole time was all for nothing!” said the second-year computer science major, who just asked you on a date even though you two only met an hour ago. “I’m so devoted to you – I know all twelve digits of your IP address! I thought talking about my summer internship at Google would win me your heart. That’s it, no more Mr. Nice Guy! Call me Mr. Mean Guy!” Mr. Mean Guy was last seen at the Bomb Shelter food court, sobbing about how Reddit “would never do this to him.”