WESTWOOD — Residents of Hedrick Hall have been increasingly frustrated with the recent switch from standard fire alarms to ones with a small Taylor Swift trapped inside of them. “My ex-man brought his new girlfriend,” beeped tiny Taylor Swift, who as of Sunday morning has been trapped within the Hedrick fire alarm for all of eternity. “She’s like ‘Oh, my god!’ but I’m just gonna shake. And to the fella over there with the hella good hair. Won’t you come on over, baby? We can shake, shake, shake…” Sleep deprived residents were advised to “shake it off” by UCLA Housing.