NEW YORK — What does the fox say? Misinformation, apparently. Having paid Dominion Voting $787 million for broadcasting election lies, Fox is now countersuing for emotional damages. “It’s disappointing to see someone punished for making a mistake,” said Fox personality Reginald Fuckface, wearing a “Lock Her Up” t-shirt with Hillary Clinton on it. “Being sued for close to a billion dollars is so stressful that it’s caused me to lose sleep, break out in hives, and even begin to see the merits of teaching critical race theory. Dominion will pay for this unwarranted torture!” At press time, Fox was seen auctioning off Sean Hannity’s foreskin to cover the damages.