White House Establishes Federal Holiday Honoring The Girls Trip Making It Out Of The Group Chat

WASHINGTON DC— President Biden, upon receiving word that Tammy from San Jose booked a vacation with her girlies an hour away to San Francisco, has established a new federal holiday: The Girls Trip Finally Made It Out Of The Group Chat Day. “These brave women spent three months communicating solely through emojis trying to find the perfect photo-op spot,” said the president while taking a selfie with the Snapchat dog filter. “Tammy herself created a Google Doc for the girlies, was left on read by them, and managed to muster the troops after texting the day of the trip. That kind of resilience is what we fellow Americans should celebrate.” At press time, Tammy was awarded the Purple Heart Emoji for her efforts in finding an overpriced cafe to take selfies in.