First-Year Debuts New Personality At Thanksgiving

Graphic by Jay Varhula

MINNEAPOLIS — 19-year-old Thor Bjornson was spotted deplaning in sandals and a The Longest Summer t-shirt at Minneapolis-St.Paul International Airport on Wednesday night. “I’m stoked to see all the dudes from high school—it’s pretty killer to be back,” said Bjornson at an impromptu public appearance prior to his family’s annual pond hockey game. “Mom was pretty bummed about adding a veggie option to Thanksgiving dinner this year, but once I showed her some slides from my sustainability cluster, she said it was cool.” At press time, the linguistics major’s family has been trying for an hour and a half to get a respectable Christmas card photo.