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Proactive Freshman Digs Own Grave

February 20, 2020 Max Flora 0

WESTWOOD — UCLA freshman and self-proclaimed go-getter Laura Johnsonelli has reportedly begun arrangements for her own burial. “After I graduate med school, meet the optometrist […]

First-Year Debuts New Personality At Thanksgiving

November 29, 2019 Nick Lansing 0

MINNEAPOLIS — 19-year-old Thor Bjornson was spotted deplaning in sandals and a The Longest Summer t-shirt at Minneapolis-St.Paul International Airport on Wednesday night. “I’m stoked […]

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