BREAKING: UCLA Entrepreneur Bought Stocks

WESTWOOD — Second-year business economics major Kevin Fisher was just reported to have “moved his assets” from his savings account into stocks. “I thought Kevin was just some normal college kid,” said fellow peer, Erica Steinwell, while fanning her face, “but then I heard he bought two shares of Amazon. I didn’t realize he was such an entrepreneur.” Some say Fisher may be late to the game, but by his estimate, the $2200 he invested could very well grow to $2250 “if it’s a good year.” At press time, sources confirmed that Fisher was seen diversifying his portfolio by investing $350 in Bitcoin.

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