Huge Upset: Avengers Infinity War Outperforms Amy Schumer Movie
HOLLYWOOD—Critics’ expectations were defied this week when Avengers: Infinity War brought in more money than Amy Schumer’s I Feel Pretty….
Helpful Gym Regular Corrects Newcomer’s Form
WESTWOOD—Last night at B-Fit, freshman Rodney Caldwell was reportedly using the tricep machine without properly bending his knees, but business…
Bruin Democrats Add Santa Claus To List Of White Supremacists
WESTWOOD—In a club meeting this week, Bruin Democrats at UCLA unanimously agreed to add another name to their list of…
Hero: Man Closes Wage Gap by Going Billions of Dollars in Debt!
WESTWOOD — Who knew we had a national hero in our very own Westwood? Last Friday, Pew Research reported that…