Jason Alco Sightings Continue

WESTWOOD — Over the last six months, there have been multiple sightings of what many presume to be 2018 graduate Jason Alco blending in among the student population of UCLA.  “Every now and then I see a shadow of taut, chiseled abs in the Wooden locker room and I hope, I wish, I dream, it must be him,” explained fourth year and known associate of Alco, Nick Euwins, “But it always turns out to be the same stack of towels.” At press time, Alco released an official statement on his IGTV stating that he “will reveal himself only when he desires to be found.”