Point:
Ouch!
By: Beauregard Ploof
Ouch! My foot! How could this be? How could you have done this?? I thought you were my friend. After everything we’ve been through, you turn around and injure me like this? I use my foot to walk! Like, every day! And you just stomp on it without a care in the world. I was going to ask you to be my best man at my wedding. Now, I have no choice but to ask you to remove yourself from my presence effective immediately. Go on, now. Go.
Counterpoint:
Oops, Sorry
By: Jimmy Rickman
Oh shit my bad.
