P: Ouch! CP: Oops, Sorry



By: Beauregard Ploof

Ouch! My foot! How could this be? How could you have done this?? I thought you were my friend. After everything we’ve been through, you turn around and injure me like this? I use my foot to walk! Like, every day! And you just stomp on it without a care in the world. I was going to ask you to be my best man at my wedding. Now, I have no choice but to ask you to remove yourself from my presence effective immediately. Go on, now. Go.


Oops, Sorry

By: Jimmy Rickman

Oh shit my bad.

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The latest in a long line of miners, Jay stumbled upon the Westwood Enabler after accidentally mining through the floor into one of their meetings. In exchange for several precious stones, the Enabler made him editor-in-chief on the spot. Jay's hobbies include: mining for rare stones and metals, singing chanties about the miner's life, and pet photography.