Student’s Cries For Help Mistaken For Meme Jokes

WESTWOOD — Local third year Mark Pierce has submitted several cries for help to his Facebook feed, only for each one to be mistaken for memes by his loved ones. “I wanna die,” Pierce wrote Monday afternoon, upon which his comments were met with cries of “Omg same lol” from his friends in his Anthropology study group. “Seriously, I can’t handle any of this anymore. Nothing brings me joy like it used to these days.” At press time, Pierce was applauded for making his funniest joke yet after asking if CAPS would help alleviate his depression.