BREAKING: There Are Bugs Under Your Skin

WESTWOOD — The voices were right, there are bugs under your skin. “The colony of ants under your epidermis has been ignored for far too long,” said your doctor Hal U. Cination, who asserted that you have to scratch just a little bit farther to get them. “There’s just no getting around it. I think we all know what you have to do.” At press time, your doctor’s voice sounds a lot like it is coming from your walls.

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