WILMINGTON, DE — During a major campaign event this week, presidential candidate Joe Biden failed to complete the simple task, requested by a five year old, of simultaneously patting his head and rubbing his tummy. “Tommy from swim class said that if you can’t pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time, you’re not good,” remarked political commentator and sandbox fairy princess, Abby Rodham. “I asked the man running for king of the world, but he could only pat his head.” Biden’s road to the presidency has presented many obstacles, including his campaign team’s failure to address the preschool demographic.
