WESTWOOD — Students everywhere awoke this morning to the modern equivalent of snow outside their windows: Canvas has been shut down due to bipartisan gridlock. “I was totally going to do my homework this morning, but I guess I can’t now. When will our government get off its ass and do something?” said 2nd year Biology student Dilliam Dally, who hasn’t started studying for his Wednesday midterm. “I basically had no other choice but to skip all my classes and see Adamn Killa in the quad. What a shame.” At press time, Dally was seen reposting “#MoreLikeCantvas” on his Instagram story to inspire political activism among his 10 followers.