Op-Ed: How ‘Bout Some Uncomfortable Small Talk As We Walk To Class?
Well, look at this. We happened to run into each other as we’re both walking to class! You know, the one that I teach and […]
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Area Man Wants To Know If You’ve Watched “Arrested Development”
WESTWOOD – Local man Steven O’Brien wants to know if you’ve watched Arrested Development. “Have you seen it? I just started watching it and it’s […]
Op-Ed: I Am the Alpha and the Omega, I Am the Eternal by Adam Sandler
I’ve heard all the complaints a million times: “God, when will Adam Sandler stop making movies?,” “I just wish Sandler would go away. He’s not […]
Federal Court Blocks UCLA-Berkeley Meme Group Merger
WESTWOOD—A federal judge blocked a proposed merger of University of California Facebook meme groups “UCLA Memes For Sick AF Tweens” and “UC Berkeley Memes For […]
Op-Ed: I Went to the Career Fair and All I Got Was This Sunburn
Ah, the career fair. Such fun! Such wonder! Like many other students, I woke up early, got dressed up in a business casual sleeveless […]
Op-Ed: You Can Fire Me, But You Can’t Stop Me From Sexually Harassing Women
Well, you’ve all heard the news by now. Laugh it up, liberals. You may have gotten me off the air and out of the public’s […]
Mother Of All Bombs Leaves Behind Husband And Six Thousand Child Bombs
ARLINGTON, VA – In the wake of her massive detonation and international fame, the mother of all bombs leaves behind the father of all bombs, […]
11 Reasons Why Last Quarter’s GPA Was Not Your Fault
Hey Bruins! Still mourning last quarter’s GPA? No worries, we here at WE have 11 reasons why your GPA is totally not your fault: Free […]
Oblivious Dance Marathon Participant Still Going Strong
WESTWOOD— Unaware that Dance Marathon ended four days ago, third-year communications student Tyler Durham is still up and on his feet dancing in Pauly Pavilion […]
Op-Ed: Thanks for the Fat Neck, Mom
Dear Mom, Thanks, I guess. Thanks for the fat neck. I really appreciate that out of all the things I could have inherited from you […]