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Articles by Hannah Ross

BREAKING: PAC Member Joins Tours

December 13, 2018 Hannah Ross 0

WESTWOOD — After an extensive series of application essays and interviews, numerous Facebook posts have confirmed that this year’s cohort of UCLA Tour Guides includes […]

Submission: Regarding David Hogg’s Admission

March 29, 2018 Gary A. Clark, Jr. 0

Dear David: After careful review of your application for admission, we regret to inform you that we are not able to offer you admission for […]

Olympic Committee Reevaluates LA Bid After Seeing B-Plate Portion Sizes

November 27, 2017 Hannah Ross 0

MANKATO, MN – Just weeks after declaring the 2028 Olympic bid will be offered to the City of Los Angeles, International Olympic Committee President Thomas […]

Hot Kevin From Chem Now Just Mediocre Kevin In Film GE

November 19, 2017 Hannah Ross 0

WESTWOOD — After sharing ten weeks with classmate Kevin in Chemistry 14B, second-year Biology major Marissa Johnson was disappointed to find that the same boy, […]

BREAKING: Thesis Statement Isn’t Actually A Thesis

November 19, 2017 Hannah Ross 0

WESTWOOD — After waiting in anticipation for feedback on the first draft of an essay that comprises 15% of her grade, third-year Human Biology and […]

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Empty Conditioner Bottle Goes Another Week on Shower Shelf

May 1, 2017 Hannah Ross 0

WESTWOOD—After being grabbed, shaken, and put back for the twelfth consecutive shower, an empty bottle of Pantene conditioner has managed to last another week on […]

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Local Sixth Grader Down To Last Two Pieces of Halloween Candy

May 1, 2017 Hannah Ross 0

ORLANDO, FL—After a record breaking five months and four days, local sixth grader Aiden Kelly has finally come down to his last two pieces of […]

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Mom Totally Nails Guest Bathroom’s Beach Aesthetic With New Shell Soaps

November 13, 2016 Hannah Ross 0

TULSA, OK— After weeks of trying to perfect the downstairs guest bathroom, local mom Beth Patterson made a final addition of shell soaps to successfully […]

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Friend Who Wasn’t Hungry Already Asking For A Bite

November 12, 2016 Hannah Ross 0

WESTWOOD — After insisting that she wasn’t hungry and deciding not to order food for herself, Stacy Abrams proceeded to ask for a bite of […]

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