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Super Bowl? Damn Right I’m Gonna Smoke A Super Big Bowl This Sunday Afternoon

February 10, 2023 Gillian Smith 0

Exhausted Dominatrix Hits The Sack

January 9, 2023 Elena Whitlock 0

Gene Block Accused of Cutting Corners

December 15, 2022 Elena Whitlock 0

Uncle’s Rant At Thanksgiving Dinner Receives Lo-Fi Hip Hop Remix

November 26, 2022 Dana Badii 0

LOS ANGELES – Households across America are jamming out after the release of the Scott family’s new single, “Uncle Terry’s Rant (Interlude)” ft. lo-fi hip […]

Westwood Streets Shut Down For Joe Biden

October 16, 2022 Jade Lacy 0

UCLA Purchases Expansion Campus In Downtown LA

October 6, 2022 Maya Chatrathi 0

Opinion: The Roebling Block Party Is Needlessly Destructive. Also, I Wasn’t Invited.

October 6, 2022 The Daily Bruin 0

WESTWOOD — Students set private property ablaze Thursday night at the quarterly Roebling block party, disturbing the peace for Westwood residents trying to get ahead […]

Move Over UCLA Mom Shirt! Here Are 6 New Shirts For The Special People In Your Life Who Helped You Get To Where You Are Today!

September 22, 2022 Billie Chang 0

Viola Davis’ Face Freezes Like That

May 4, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

Statue Of Liberty Sent Back

February 19, 2022 Dylan Wood 0

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  • Friend Who Can’t Drive Way Too Invested In Formula One

    AUSTIN, TX — This weekend, second-year Mechanical Engineering major Diem Vee posted multiple photo dumps of himself trackside at the 2025 United States Grand Prix […]

  • Ask The Enabler: Is It Too Late To Cancel My Den Pass Refund?

    Dear Westwood Enabler, I bought a Den Pass to maximize my time at UCLA and to give my uncle yet another excuse to bet on […]

  • Flakers Anonymous Reports Record Low Attendance

  • Consulting Clubs Consulted On What The Fuck They Actually Do

    WESTWOOD — UCLA’s ten thousand consulting clubs recently came under fire when they were consulted on what their clubs really do besides pose for headshots […]

  • Man With Fragile Ego Sits In Waymo Driver’s Seat

    WESTWOOD — While returning home from a failed driver’s license test, aspiring Cybertruck owner Grant T. Otto broke Waymo’s ‘rider rules’ by climbing into the […]

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