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Fire Stuck In Traffic Trying To Get Through Sepulveda Pass

January 23, 2025 Georgia McNeill 0

Opinion: Stealing Is Morally Wrong Unless It’s From The Hilltop Shop

January 22, 2025 Georgia McNeill 0

The Hilltop Shop is essential to surviving on the Hill. Need laundry detergent? Cheeto Puffs? A month-old refrigerated sandwich? You go to the Hilltop Shop. […]

Westwood Spotlight: This One-Year-Old Restaurant Does Mexican Food The Expensive Way

January 18, 2025 Sam Rusk 0

LOS ANGELES — Westwood’s latest resident North of the Border Cantina and Grill opened the doors of its Le Conte location last Friday, serving up […]

2020 Vibes? I’m Losing My Mind In My Childhood Bedroom

January 16, 2025 Dana Badii 0

Opinion: Stop Asking To Switch Out Of Your Friday 8AM, Everyone Else Is Hungover Too

January 15, 2025 Olivia Maes 0

The start of the quarter is rough for all of us, let’s admit it. An end to a seemingly endless interlude from reality, our first […]

State Government Grants $5 Kohl’s Cash Stimulus To Fire Victims

January 14, 2025 Dana Badii 0

WASHINGTON D.C.  — Today, President Biden promised that all victims of the ongoing Southern California fires can expect to receive $5 Kohl’s Cash in their […]

Opinion: Bird Flu? Yeah, That’s What Their Wings Are For, Stupid

January 13, 2025 Ammi Lane-Volz 0

Gift Of Prophecy? Californians Glad They Voted To Keep Inmate Firefighters Enslaved

January 10, 2025 Rachana Aithal 0

CALIFORNIA — As Southern California wildfires stretch non-incarcerated fire crews thin, Democrats and Republicans alike are applauding their foresight in voting against Proposition 6, which would […]

Opinion: I’m Evacuating With My Custom Fantasy Tentacle Dildo And That’s IT

January 9, 2025 Azalea Morris 0

The Woke Snowflake Blue-Haired Microbangs Shaved Head SJW SJP Left keep posting “helpful evacuation packing lists,” and it’s frankly pissing me off. If this is […]

The Enabler Reports: Zip It, Gamgam! America’s New Epidemic Of Lippy Elders

December 26, 2024 Sam Grech 0

“I’ve fallen, and I can’t get up?” More like, “I’ve fallen, and I can’t SHUT UP!” Subtle disses by the frail hands of elders have […]

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  • Trump Gives 15-Year-Old Girl Apology Smooch

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following new revelations about his relationship with Jeffrey Epstein, who he calls “the greatest pedophile of all time,” President Donald J. Trump […]

  • Democrats Advance Key Policy Goal of Strengthening Republican Party

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — Weeks of less-than-firm resolve paid off Wednesday as Democrats forged a shutdown-ending compromise that accomplishes one of the party’s longstanding goals: strengthening […]

  • Opinion: I Will Not Apologize For My Phony Indie Stache

    dear loyal followers, i address you today not by way of reselling my shart-stained 70s denim for $650 on grailed, or the carousel post of […]

  • Opinion: Rejecting Donald Trump From Art School Was A Bad Idea

    Rejecting Donald Trump from art school wasn’t the best idea. Listen, I know that Donald Trump’s art is absolute dogshit. Watching Donald Trump try to […]

  • Opinion: Halloweekend Was For Hot Girls But Veteransdaynight Is For Us Mediocre Bitches

    UCLA is full of beautiful, talented, funny, smart, and well-rounded women. I am not one of them. And that’s okay! I can clean the hell […]

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