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Month: February 2024

“People Take Notes On This?” Asks North Campus Student Who Only Uses iPad For Porn

February 13, 2024 Enabler Staff 0

WESTWOOD — As iPads become the note-taking tool of choice for STEM majors, humanities students are not so quick to jump on the bandwagon — […]

Sunset Village Cats Revealed to Be Government PsyOp

February 12, 2024 Dana Badii 0

WESTWOOD – The beloved Sunset Village cats Tux and Callie were removed from their den at Delta Terrace today due to their links to the […]

Earthquake Caused By Widespread Jumping For Joy After Chip Kelly Resignation

February 9, 2024 Ammi Lane-Volz 0
candle burning in darkness

Westwood Resident Forced To Use Candle For Non-BDSM Reasons

February 7, 2024 Aidan Brooks 0

WESTWOOD — Due to a power outage, a Westwood resident was forced to use a candle as a light source rather than for its primary […]

Gene block in fisherman's garb on a small wooden boat

Gene Block Gathering Two Of Each Major For Ark

February 5, 2024 Maya Chatrathi 0

WESTWOOD — Following the historic rains and flood warnings in Los Angeles, it was reported late Sunday night that UCLA chancellor Gene Block has begun […]

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  • Backpacking Club Announces Trip To Public Affairs Building

    WESTWOOD — This Friday, the UCLA Backpacking Club announced it will be taking its advanced group on the 15-mile trek from Gardenia to the Public […]

  • Local Pizza Delivery Boy Shocked At Scantily-Clad Customer’s Lack of Money

    RANCHO MURIETA — A local pizza delivery boy faced a shock last night when he delivered to a scantily-clad woman who didn’t have the funds […]

  • UCPD Enlists California Highway Patrol to Boost Middling Police Violence Rates

    WESTWOOD — Following weeks of peace and safety on campus, UCPD has announced a partnership with the California Highway Patrol in an attempt to restore […]

  • Opinion: To Solve UCLA’s Financial Challenges, We Must Invest More Money Into Israel

    Hey guys. Westwood Enabler opinion writer Oiluj Knerf here. I’m a UCLA student just like you! I love my friends, I love my classes, and […]

  • UCLA Administration Goes On Strike to Protest AFSCME

    WESTWOOD — This past week, UCLA administration has bravely taken to the streets to protest the injustices committed by the “pesky” AFSCME labor union. “It’s […]

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