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WESTWOOD — Due to a power outage, a Westwood resident was forced to use a candle as a light source rather than for its primary purpose: pouring wax on his behind. “Who knew it could be used to see things and not just … feel … things,” said Bean Stock [Name changed to protect identity]. “What’s next, handcuffs are used by cops?” At press time, Stock learned the intended use of an umbrella.