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Top 5 Places To Get An Abortion When Your Human Rights Are Treated Like A Luxury

May 3, 2022 Tatiana Davidson 0

Following recent news that the Supreme Court will likely overturn Roe v. Wade, we have curated a list of five places to get an abortion […]

Facebook Rant Strikes Perfect Balance Between “1984” References And Holocaust Comparisons

February 8, 2022 Gabby Bromberg 0

HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA — Herb Matthew reached the pinnacle of his Facebook career Tuesday, after his latest rant struck the perfect balance between references to […]

Chick-Fil-A Promises To Donate Half Of Employees’ Wages To LGBT Charities

January 25, 2022 Gillian Smith 0

COLLEGE PARK, GA — In a groundbreaking win for LGBT rights, Chick-Fil-A has announced its decision to donate half of its employees’ hourly wages to […]

“PU!” And 3 Other Things Not To Say To Your Grandma At Her Wake

January 11, 2022 Lily Kiamanesh 0

There’s a fine line between witty and worrisome at important events such as the wake of your grandmother, so here are four things not to […]

Heartwarming! This Man Wakes Up Every Morning And Finds Out He’s President

December 23, 2021 Brandon Wang 0

WASHINGTON, DC — In what can only be described as a heartwarming break from the nation’s political drama, sources confirmed Monday that every morning Joe […]

Obituary: The Fly That Landed On Pence’s Head

October 26, 2020 Jessica Block 0

“The brightest stars burn the shortest, and also flies just don’t live that long” – UC Davis entomologist, Steve Nadler. 2020 takes another. The fly […]

Senate Democrats Plan To Prevent Barrett Confirmation By Sternly Frowning

October 21, 2020 Dylan Wood 0

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a press conference Wednesday, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer unveiled the Democrats’ strategy to prevent Judge Amy Coney Barrett’s confirmation by […]

Dick Cheney Finds Unlikely Success as TikTok Star

November 21, 2019 Yvonne Delzompo 0

CASPER, WY — Former Vice President Dick Cheney created an account on TikTok last week and credited Donald Trump as the inspiration behind his decision […]

Bruin Republicans Book Logan Paul

February 12, 2018 Jack Lyons 0

WESTWOOD — Bruin Republicans at UCLA announced today that they have partnered with conservative student group Turning Point USA to host disgraced YouTube personality Logan […]

Donald Trump Calls For Santa’s Workshop To Be Relocated To US

December 4, 2015 Jack Lyons 0

NEW YORK CITY — At a press conference in the Trump Tower this past Thursday, Donald Trump demanded that Santa Claus relocate his workshop to […]

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