WESTWOOD — In the wake of instructor surveys, online professors have begun to request that students smash that like button, comment on the discussion board, and subscribe to their class on CCLE. “What is up you guys, it’s ya boy, HistoryBuff03,” said Professor Samuel Johnson in his latest lecture titled ‘Julius Caesar BETRAYED By ??? (THE ANSWER WILL SURPRISE YOU)’. “I’ve got some new merch that y’all should check out, ‘A History of the Roman People (6th Edition)’ by Johnson et al. It’s linked in the description down below, and it’s limited edition, so make sure to pick it up before it runs out.” At press time, Professor Johnson was seen announcing his upcoming live tour, held in his office during office hours.
