
LOS ANGELES — On Saturday evening, your mother who definitely gave you an eating disorder announced her disbelief at the number of your friends who are in therapy. “I mean, I just don’t get it! Is anybody normal anymore?” she said as she weighed her daily allowance of 30 grams of almonds. “When I was your age – and, by the way, I only weighed 90 pounds at that time – no one was in therapy.” At press time, your mother could be seen drinking Skinny Girl Chardonnay and stuffing bottles of diet pills into your purse.