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Mental Health

Mom Who Gave You Eating Disorder Has No Idea Why Everyone In Therapy These Days

May 10, 2022 Tatiana Davidson 0

LOS ANGELES — On Saturday evening, your mother who definitely gave you an eating disorder announced her disbelief at the number of your friends who […]

Good News! Ashe Appointment Available December 2022

December 27, 2021 Gabby Bromberg 0

WESTWOOD — On her fifth call to the Ashe Center, second-year Natalie Johnson was able to secure a primary care appointment for December 2022. “I’m […]

Depressed Student Changes Adderall Supplier In Desperate Bid For Fentanyl

November 9, 2021 Robi Chatterjee 0

WESTWOOD — Depressed college student Diane Young has gone through four different Adderall suppliers in the past month alone in a desperate attempt to get […]

Psychology Professor Denies Mental Health Related Extension

October 18, 2021 Tatiana Davidson 0

WESTWOOD — On Tuesday evening, UCLA Professor of Psychology Dr. Janice Smith denied her student’s request for a mental health related extension on her final […]

Student Realizes Quarantine Not The Problem

October 12, 2021 Jade Lacy 0

WESTWOOD — After skipping her first week of in-person classes to lie in bed and watch YouTube videos about 16th century ship-building techniques, third-year Cognitive […]

CAPS Introduces New “Ball-and-Stick With Smiley Faces” Counseling Unit

November 21, 2019 Matthew Carter 0

WESTWOOD — In an effort to keep up with the rising demand of students seeking mental health treatment, UCLA Counseling and Psychological Services (CAPS) announced […]

Study: Schrodinger’s Cat Feels Dead and Alive, Experts Diagnose Depression

August 14, 2019 Carl Hatch 0

BERLIN — In a groundbreaking study, a coalition of physicists and mental health experts have designated the simultaneous dead and alive condition of Schrodinger’s Cat […]

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