WESTWOOD — The national egg shortage has left droves of Bruins without a key ingredient not only of their breakfast but of their self care. “We have received around 13,000 emails and all of them are about eggs, but on a much more real level, they are about abandonment,” said Dee Laidrepsonse, a counselor who worries that many students are about to crack. “It’s not just eggs to these students, it’s all they have… The denial is the hardest to watch. One student spent her last free session deflecting all of my questions about eggs, claiming she only wanted to talk about how she ‘can’t stop killing hitch hikers.’” At press time, CAPS had begun seeing an uptick in hateful comments centered around hens’ “weakness” in the face of avian flu.