WESTWOOD — Love was in the air Wednesday morning as Julia Benson and Sam Hernandez walked backwards into each other while leading campus tours. “That’s why they call it Bunche Hall, since it has a bunch of — woah! I’m so sorry; I didn’t see you there,” said Benson and Hernandez in unison as they collided and sent each other’s 64-ounce Nalgene bottles flying. “Here, let me get that for you. Wow, your eyes… they’re such a beautiful shade of blue and gold, just like the colors of our D1 athletic teams that have won a combined 120 NCAA championships.” At press time, Benson and Hernandez were merging their tour groups in holy matrimony.
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