WESTWOOD — Depressed college student Diane Young has gone through four different Adderall suppliers in the past month alone in a desperate attempt to get fentanyl. “As soon as I heard reports of fentanyl-laced Adderall in SoCal, I knew that my current supplier just wasn’t cutting it,” said Young, speaking through sighs as Lil Peep could be heard blasting through her ear buds. “Sure, normal adderall definitely helps with studying and taking tests, but adderall laced with fentanyl addresses the root problem of being alive.” When asked for further comment, Young put up her hoodie, curled into a ball, and started sobbing.