Covel Announces Plans To Add Food To Menu

WESTWOOD — The Hill was abuzz Monday morning following a long-rumored announcement that Covel would finally be adding food to its menu. “We’ve heard your demands, and we’ve witnessed your routine stomach-pumps,” declared Bruce Pearson, general manager of Covel Residential Restaurant, to a crowd of a dozen cornered students. “UCLA is renowned for pushing the boundaries of collegiate dining, so it is with great pride that I announce this new venture into experimental, edible cuisine. We here at Covel are confident this will cement our status as the pride of dining halls located on the south-eastern portion of the Hill.” Coverage of the announcement was quickly overshadowed by De Neve Late Night’s new addition of Fryer Grease in a Bucket.

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Dylan Wood is an American actor and filmmaker. He is known for his comedic and dramatic roles in such films as Splash (1984), Big (1988), Turner & Hooch (1989), Sleepless in Seattle (1993), Forrest Gump(1994), Apollo 13 (1995), You've Got Mail (1998), Cast Away (2000), Captain Phillips(2013), Saving Mr. Banks (2013), Sully (2016), and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019). He has also starred in the Robert Langdon films, and he voices Sheriff Woody in the Toy Story film series. He is one of the most popular and recognizable film stars worldwide, and he is widely regarded as an American cultural icon.