Biden Administration Demands Ceasefire In Gaza: “But It’s Chill If Not No Worries”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following an announcement from Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu that the attack on Rafah would proceed despite international pressure, the Biden administration has demanded a ceasefire in Gaza, but if not, it’s totally chill. “Hey so what do you think about the ceasefire haha. I’m down if ur down just lmk,” President Biden reportedly told Netanyahu, who left him on read. “I know its a big ask and no worries if not but do you think you could stop bombing so many kids too? I dont care personally but you know how it is. I know ur busy so no worries abt responding!!!” At press time, Netanyahu was removing @potus from his Close Friends story.