The Westwood Enabler
  • Home
  • News
    • Campus
    • National
    • International
  • Opinion
  • A&E
  • Sports
  • Graphics
    • News In Pictures
    • Infographics
  • Life
  • All Things Enabled
  • About
    • Staff
    • Join
    • Contact

Month: March 2021

Area Man Worried Quarantine Will End Before Beard Grows In

March 29, 2021 Jade Lacy 0

SAN FRANCISCO — As COVID vaccination distribution and reopening plans continue across the state, local semi-rugged man Hunter Short has been increasingly anxious that his […]

Op-Ed: Everyone Is Getting COVID Without Me And I Have Major FOMO

March 27, 2021 Bill DeWaal 0

How would you feel if every day you checked the news and saw that hundreds of thousands of people were going to a party, and […]

Life In America Returning To Normal

March 25, 2021 Dylan Wood 0

BOULDER, CO — With the nation still reeling from the Coronavirus pandemic, Americans have been able to see signs of normalcy returning following the country’s […]

UCLA Campus Available To Sublet Spring Quarter, Utilities Included

March 10, 2021 Jay Varhula 0

WESTWOOD — At 3 a.m. PST Monday morning, the UCLA Board of Directors released a statement on the “UCLA Free And For Sale” Facebook page […]

UCLA Student Arrested By FBI For Calling Mike Pence “Weeb” On Twitter

March 8, 2021 Gillian Smith 0

COSTA MESA, CA — A UCLA student has been taken into custody in connection to the Jan. 6 attacks on the U.S. Capitol. Christian Secor, […]

Tom Brady Does Football Good

March 4, 2021 Arman 0

TAMPA, FL — After emerging victorious in this year’s Super Bowl, it has become apparent to the sports world that Tom Brady does football really […]

Op-Ed: I’m Tired Of Writing Fluff Pieces For The Westwood Enabler

March 3, 2021 Analisa Burns 0

As a member of the premiere satirical newspaper at UCLA, I personally feel like I’m being held back. I know I got what it takes […]

Ivory Search

RECOMMENDED

  • Worst Person You Know Not Muted on Zoom

    November 20, 2020 0
  • Chick-fil-A CEO Converts To Islam

    November 20, 2020 0
  • CCLE Wishes To Become Real Website

    November 14, 2020 0
  • Tough Professor Considers 90% Efficacy of COVID Vaccine a B+

    November 11, 2020 0
  • Respectful Fourth-Year Only Dates First-Years 18 Or Older

    November 10, 2020 0
FOLLOW US
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram
  • LinkedIn
ARCHIVES

Copyright © 2021 | WordPress Theme by MH Themes